Chat show King Jonathan Ross is set to return to the Beeb after a 12-week suspension at the end of this month.

But those expecting the same old rude, crude and lewd Wossy will be sorely dissapointed.

The BBC are said to be planning strict new measures to ensure the presenter will cause no further controversy following 2008's Sachs-gate Scandal.

According to reports, show bosses have even gone so far as to allocate Wossy a 'personal censor' to ensure he behaves.

An insider told the Daily Star Sunday: "They hope it will be someone who could develop a good personal relationship with him but a lot depends on how co-operative he is.

"There will be no swearing during the recordings, no bleeping out of offensive words. He will comply or someone will be tapping him on the shoulder."

Rumour has it Scottish rockers Franz Ferdinand are among the line-up for Jonathan's comeback show, due to air on Fri 23 Jan.