In what marks the 752nd piece of True Blood casting this week, The Beast’s Lindsay Pulsipher — she played Travis Fimmel’s neighbor-slash-love-interest — has been tapped to play the recurring role of Crystal.

Who dat?

I’m glad you asked. Crystal is a mysterious and haunting beautiful young woman who shares an “electric connection” with Jason.

I can’t be sure, but I think electric connection is a euphemism for having sex outside during a thunderstorm.

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