8 p.m., CBS

How I Met Your Mother DVD boxset
Can Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) accomplish the perfect week by sleeping with seven women in seven days? It's going to be le—you know the rest.

8 p.m., CW

One Tree Hill Season 8 DVD boxset
The Tree Hill gang attends an 80s-themed alumni dance in this episode, which pays tribute to Sixteen Candles director John Hughes.

10 p.m., CBS

CSI: Miami
Speaking of Sixteen Candles, Anthony Michael Hall guest-stars as a death row inmate! Looks like "The Geek" got tired of his nickname...

Season 3 premiere, 10 p.m., SHO

Secret Diary of a Call Girl
Belle (Billie Piper) goes incognito at her book's launch party to see what people really think of her new masterpiece.

10:30 p.m., SHO

Tracey Ullman's State of the Union
Tracey impersonates Candy Spelling, Matthew McConaughey, and the Octomom's mother.