True Blood, what did we ever do without you in our life? It's so good to have the show back, and they're wasting no time before blowing the audience's collective mind. Previously on the show, Bill was kidnapped, Sookie was freaking out, Tara was committing suicide because Eggs is dead, Jason was guilty because he killed Eggs, Eric was in trouble because of the illicit V selling thanks to Sophie-Anne, and Jessica had killed a man. Sucks to be basically everyone on this show! The last thing we saw was Bill taking on a wolfpack.

The episode starts right up there, with Bill covered in blood and ripping off an ear from a werewolf. Messed up. It's good to be reminded that Bill can be ruthless and a badass when he wants to be, and a southern gentleman too like when he was nice to the old lady last week. His blood bath is interrupted when the King of Mississippi, Russell, shows up on a freaking horse. Vampires don't need horses, because they run so fast, but he apparently thinks why not since he owns the whole state. The werewolves are working for him. He and his lover Talbot have taken Bill hostage, and they give him a nice fancy room and nice clothes and feed him a three course blood meal (the blood gelato is my favorite part). Russell wants to marry Sophie-Anne and plans to offer Bill a Sheriff-dom if he gives them some dirt. Obviously her selling V blood will probably come into this and give her a reason to marry the very, very gay vampire and join their two states together. Bill's not too pleased about it, but Russell threatens Sookie. Then Lorena shows up and Bill gets all kinds of awesome as he sets her on fire.

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