The ball industry knows that you just can't go amiss with a TV alternation or cine about vampires. The aforementioned holds accurate for mobsters.

Mix them up, and you accept a abeyant winner. That's the apriorism of the new Web alternation "Vampire Mob," a ball about a mobbed-up vampire family.

It stars John Colella ("CSI: NY," "The West Wing") and Reamy Hall ("General Hospital") as the vampire bedmate and wife team.

Mr. Colella's character, Don, finds that the nocturnal hours of getting a hit man amalgamate able-bodied with his appetite for blood. He can bang anyone off for his administration and aggregate his "groceries" at the aforementioned time.

The alternation even manages to plan in a lot of mother-in-law jokes. Don's calm problems accent if his wife, Annie, turns her mother into a vampire. Now she's affective in with them "for eternity."

"Vampire Mob" is the conception of biographer and administrator Joe Wilson. The autograph is aciculate and the jokes are not predictable. In one conversation, Don and Annie are talking about the foods they absence -- "meatballs ... and garlic" as they absorb claret from their abounding wine glasses.

The characters aren't the alone things about "Vampire Mob" that will admonish admirers of "The Sopranos." Adult accent and common F-bombs accord it the "Unsuitable for ages 17 and under" rating.